Crazy Criminals

The "Virgin Hunters"

2008-04-05T13:38:00.000-07:00

This seemingly ordinary couple made a pact that she would help him find virgins to rape, if he killed her first husband, according to prosecutors. Sitting side by side in court, Michel Fourniret and his wife Monique Olivier will hear charges that he killed seven young women or girls and that she helped carry out one murder and was involved in four other crimes.

His sexual crimes began in the 1960s, when as a 25-year-old he was given an eight-month suspended sentence for attacking a girl in his native Ardennes region of northeastern France and was ordered to seek psychological help.
His first wife, and the mother of his first child, divorced him after that ruling.
He carried on committing crimes of a sexual nature until in 1984 he was arrested for attacking a young woman and placed in detention while he awaited trial, when his second wife left him.

While in custody he placed an ad in a newspaper looking for a pen pal. Monique Olivier, a separated mother of two children, responded, and thus began their alleged 15-year killing spree.According to letters seized by investigators, the couple concluded a criminal pact: if he killed her first husband, whom she said had abused her, she would help him find young virgins so he could fulfill his fantasies.
They went to live together south of Paris, married and had a child.

The charges against them in the current trial state that Olivier would play a key part in her husband’s schemes to abduct young women. Their first attack, barely two months after his release, set the tone for the others. The couple allegedly drove up alongside 17-year-old Isabelle Laville and asked her for directions, and then persuaded her to get into their van and show them the way. She was abducted and murdered. The apparently normal couple continued abducting women with various ruses until 2003, when a girl Fourniret tried to kidnap in Belgium escaped and raised the alarm.

He was arrested and confessed to several murders after Olivier betrayed him and spilled the beans to Belgian police. She was reportedly afraid she could get a similar heavy prison sentence to the one given to the wife and accomplice of the killer Marc Dutroux.

Pickton Response

2008-03-30T20:14:00.000-07:00

In response to my last post about the Willy Pickton article, "I'm Just a Pig Man, That's All I Got to Say," I can only hope that justice prevails. With a case like this I believe that there is only one solution and that is capital punishment! Why waste time on a ''pig" such as Willy? It is costing millions of dollars just to give this man a trial! WHY!!!

I do not always get the justice systems these days. A man accused of killing up to 50 women has confessed to 49 of them and the courts want to give him the opportunity to defend himself! Why should they when 49 women never got their chance to defend themselves! If it were up to me any man that hurts or kills a women for pleasure or satisfaction then they should be shot... IMMEDIATELY!!! Some might not agree with this point of view. They may say its only fair that a killer, mass murderer, gets to defend themselves. If thats the case then I would give them untill the count of ten!

Someone like Will Pickton, a killer of 49 women, should not be allowed to share the world we all live in any longer. He is a disease on societies back. It is a shame there are people who would defend such a waste. But it is an even greater shame that they would purposely prolong this mans life so that there might be a chance of a mistrial that would evidently give this man several more years of his life. It is a shame justice has to put up with "pigs" like Willy Pickton!

'Willy' Pickton

2008-03-30T16:51:00.000-07:00

In "I'm Just A Pig Man, That's All I Got to Say," published in Canada's only weekly current affairs magazine MACLEAN'S, Ken MacQueen and Nancy Macdonald give us an insight into the infamous mass murderer 'Willy' Pickton. He is being charged with the murders of up to 50 women in the Vancouver area. When asked what it means to him that he is a suspect in the killings of all these women he simply gave a chuckle and replied, "Hogwash."

Willy Pickton lives on a pig farm and according to this article thats where police have found DNA, personal affects of the missing women, and body parts. Police also have a confession that was recorded by an undercover officer placed in Willy's jail cell. The officer was able to catch him saying, "I was arrested cause I was sloppy... I was going to do one more, make it an even 50."

The trial, which is predicted to last a very long time and cost millions of dollars, is a serious risk. If two jurors are unable to continue due to illness, stress, or other personal reasons then the trial could collapse in a mistrial. At least 240 witnesses are planned to visit the stand already and along with the enormous amount of evidence and body parts that are being collected and processed the case is promising to be a lengthy one. The investigation itself has already cost $70 million and a further $40 million has been budgeted.

The defense of Pickton is "Not Guilty." Lead defense lawyer Peter Ritchie is claiming that Pickton did not "kill or participate in the killing of the six women he currently is accused of murdering."

The Boy Who Almost Escaped

2008-03-09T14:41:00.000-07:00

Konerak was only fourteen and he was running for his life. This was his only chance to escape from the horrible-smelling apartment where the creepy blond guy had slipped him some kind of powerful drug. It seemed that luck was with him as he started to come around just as the blond man had left the apartment. It took all the strength he had to get up and get to the door. He was so disoriented and panicked that it made no difference that he was naked. This was his only chance to survive. He was working basically on instinct. Just get out of there and run away.

It was just before 2 A.M. and Sandra Smith called 911 to report the boy running around "butt naked." She didn't know who he was, but she knew he was injured and terrified. The paramedics got there first and put a blanket around the naked, dazed boy. Two police officers arrived soon after and tried to understand what was going on with this young man of Asian descent.

Sandra Smith, 18, and her cousin Nicole Childress, also 18, were standing near the boy when the Milwaukee city police arrived. The tall blond man was also standing near the boy. The conversation became heated between the girls, the blond man, and the police.

The tall blond man told the police the Konerak was his 19-year-old lover who had been drinking too much. Konerak, who was drugged and incoherent, wasn't able to contradict the smooth-talking blond man. He gave the police a picture ID. The two young women tried to intervene. They had seen the terrified boy trying to resist the blond man before the police arrived. They were angry and upset. The police were ignoring them and listening to the white man instead.

Just to be on the safe side, the two officers went with the boy and the tall blond man to his apartment. The apartment smelled bad, but it was very neat. Konerak's clothing was folded and placed on the sofa. There were a couple of photographs of Konerak in black bikini briefs.

Konerak sat quietly on the sofa unable to talk intelligently. It's not even clear that he understood the calm explanation the blond man was giving the police. The blond man was apologizing that his lover had caused a disturbance and promised it wouldn't happen again.

The police believed the blond man. They had no reason not to; he was well-spoken, intelligent and very calm. The Asian was apparently drunk and incoherent. The officers, not wanting to get in the middle of a domestic argument between homosexual lovers, left the apartment with Konerak still sitting quietly on the sofa.

What they missed in the apartment bedroom was the body of Tony Hughes, whose decomposing corpse had lain for three days on the bed. What they missed was the blond man immediately strangling the Asian boy and having sex with his corpse. What they missed were the photos that the blond man took of the dead boy, the subsequent dismemberment of his body, and the cleaning of his skull to be kept as a trophy. What they missed was the opportunity to take the name of Jeffrey Dahmer off the ID that the man gave them and run a background check, which would have told them that the calm, well-spoken man was a convicted child molester who was still on probation.

Let's try things a little differently.

2008-03-09T13:39:00.000-07:00

Rather than constantly tell stories about the same stupid people and the crimes they commit, I feel it is time for a change. I want to steer towards more serious crimes. Crimes that are real, yet remain crazy. My goal is to provoke a form of deeper thought than before while still grabbing your attention.

Hopefully this change will be for the best and you will enjoy this awesome blog better than ever! And please let me know how you like it... or don't like it!

Damn Myspace!!!

2008-03-02T15:44:00.000-08:00

According to the Los Angeles Times, two girls beat up another girl and they were arrested after they posted the video on the Internet.

Ok, video taping a beating is dumb. Putting it on the internet is dumber. Putting it on your MySpace page is practically the same as going to the police department with the tape in hand, and showing it to the police officers who prosecute juveniles for assault.

Of course, the story did not release the names of the two girls they arrested because of their ages, but for the purposes of this story, I'd like to think their real names are Tweedledumb and Tweedledumbass.

Careful Guys...This Ones Crazy!!!

2008-03-02T15:29:00.000-08:00

Society has become so impatient, that waiting for the microwave isn’t fast enough.

A Walgreens employee allegedly stabbed a co-worker in an argument over who could microwave her soup first, authorities said. Both women wanted to use the microwave in the employee break room Wednesday afternoon, according to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. While they were fighting over who could use the microwave first, Mellesia Grant grabbed a large kitchen knife off the counter and stabbed Merloze Tilme in the abdomen, the sheriff’s office said.

Grant was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and held on a $50,000 bond. No word on whether or not she was also fired.

Guns Don't Kill People, Staplers Do

2008-03-02T15:18:00.000-08:00

According to the Associated Press, a man tried to rob an ice cream store with a stapler. The man entered the store, produced a chrome stapler and demanded money from the teller. The teller gave the man the money and he fled the store before witnesses of the crime led police to the man’s house. Police recovered the money, a mask and the stapler.

They also confiscated a .45 caliber label maker, a double barreled hole puncher and a sawed-off sticky note dispenser.

A police spokesman said he wasn’t sure how the man was going to use the stapler as a weapon. Investigators believe the man threatened the clerk to either open the cash register or ruin the book he was going to read on his lunch break by stapling the pages together.

Bad Parents...BAD!!!

2008-03-02T14:42:00.000-08:00

According to KETV, police caught a four year old boy with marijuana after the boy showed them how to use it. Where did he learn how to use marijuana? Why from his mother, of course! I’m sure their a big hit at the Mother-Son dance, and if not, I’m sure they do a very big one.

Police also found the kids sitting on a shotgun the mother and her boyfriend left on the couch. That’s funny, usually I just lose my car keys in there. The mother was arrested and a judge will determine if she can still have parental rights. She’ll be lucky if the judge doesn’t determine that her womb has to be cemented shut.

Dumbest Criminal Candidate

2008-02-24T14:36:00.000-08:00

Last Minute Decision

2008-02-24T14:12:00.000-08:00

I realize this is a shorter story, but I was so shocked at this womans thinking I had to post it!

A young woman met a man on the internet and decided she wanted to get on a plane to meet him in person. A the last minute she changed her mind and made a some rather stupid plans. To get out of meeting the man in person, the woman explained that she had been abducted.

According to media reports the woman was supposed to fly to Kansas City to meet her new internet boyfriend. She never boarded the plane, but instead called the man and his mother to tell them that she had been abducted after landing in Kansas City. The woman was arrested after police conducted an expensive search for her. If the woman pleads guilty, prosecutors will ask for community service and restitution for the costs of the search, which is estimated to be over $10,000.

WOW!!!!

Lock Stock & Barrel Gun Shop

2008-02-24T13:28:00.000-08:00

If you are like me and despise all things that come out of the state of Ohio, for example the Buckeyes, then you might appreciate this crazy story about a not so smart, Ohio state resident who is now behind bars.

A white male in his mid 30's entered Lock Stock & Barrel Gun Shop in New Boston, Ohio to look at firearms. He decided he liked a particular AR15 rifle, moved toward the front door proudly holding it up, then politely telling the sales staff "Thank a lot guys!" and ran out the front door.

The sales staff, consisting of a local firefighter who is former military and an NRA Range Safety Officer; the owner who is former military and an NRA Instructor and a gunshop employee who is an NRA Range Safety Officer, and an avid bodybuilder weren't feeling nearly as generous as the thief may have previously determined. They jumped the counters and gave rapid chase down the alley with pistols drawn, thinking anyone brilliant enough to actually attempt robbing a gun store in broad daylight may themselves be armed.

The athlete with the stolen rifle was overtaken within 150 feet, disarmed and brought down to the ground. The thief was handcuffed and convinced to stay on the ground for his own safety. Oddly enough, Rebecca Scott, an NRA Training Counselor, was conducting an Ohio Concealed Carry License class and had 7 persons in the building. They all turned out to watch the excitement along with most of the neighborhood.

New Boston Police responded in typical rapid fashion and were much pleased to have another fine guest for the evening in their possession. He was interrogated and taken to the Scioto County Jail.

NBPD later informed Ralph and Rebecca Scott, owners of Lock Stock & Barrel Gun Shop that the detainee had an extensive rap sheet consisting of numerous drug, theft and assault charges. Further searches on the Portsmouth Municipal Court website yielded more information about Michael Parsons of 2128 7th St. Portsmouth.

Apparently Mr. Parsons wasn't aware that theft from a Federally Licensed Firearms dealer is a felony which may result in a jail term of 10 years and a fine of $250,000. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives in Cincinnati have been contacted. BATFE agents will be visiting Mr. Parsons in the very near future with the possible intent of convincing him to be a guest of the federal government for a time.

A Little Too Close!!!!

2008-02-15T08:46:00.000-08:00

COPS is one of my favorite TV shows. However, in order for the show to work the cops have to go out and catch the bad guys...right???

In Elgin, Illinois, Officer Tom Wolek was notified that he was going to be having a guest ride along with him for about four hours. It is part of their ride-along program, in which anyone is welcome to sign up and do a ride-along with an officer. Guests usually consist of clean cut, college age students looking to get involved with law enforcement. When Officer Wolek saw that his guest was an older looking man, with a not so clean cut appeal, his suspicions where raised.

Although it was not until a fellow officer recognized the guest rider that things got interesting.

The other officer told Wolek that the man he was with look very familiar and that he believed he had arrested him before. The two officers told the man to wait and went into the station to run a background check on the guy, and what they found was amazing.

The man had an outstanding warrant for his arrest.

The officers then approached the guest and told him that they were going to show him the arrest procedure. They asked him to step out of the vehicle ( Wolek's police car) and he willingly let the officers cuff him. Once cuffed the officers told the suspect about his warrant and arrested him.

WOW! I would not have believed this story if it were not for this video! Check it out!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdYNQMDyWHY

Women Depsoits More Than Cash.

2008-02-15T08:05:00.000-08:00

Have you ever deposited anything other than money into an outside money machine? Well in Bremerton, Washington a not to bright eighteen year old girl placed more than just cash into her bank account.

She somehow mistakenly included a bag of crystal meth into an envelope she was depositing. After an employee of the Kitsap Credit Union Bank opened the enveloped the police were notified immediately.

When contacted by police the women claimed that she may have accidently put drugs in the envelope because she reached into her pocket to grab the cash.

The women was arrested and is now facing charges on possession of methamphetamine

What is it all about???

2008-02-11T07:47:00.001-08:00

This new blog holds the responsibility of informing anyone who wishes to know about stupid people and the stupid crimes they commit. It is to exploit those who exploit themselves. Everyday there are those who either feel they have no other choice, or they just have no common sense, and they end up doing some really crazy things that ultimately put them behind bars.

I will be posting and updating every week. The information will be real and it will be crazy! So if you’re into information that will amaze you, you have come to the right place.